“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
Let’s hope these guys are wearing their brown pants.
one day i will own a slushie machine
that day will be the happiest in my life
“The story about where volcanoes come from”
This is the most beautiful story I’ve ever read about the creation of volcanoes
the worst part about ugly dudes is everyone defends them like ‘he’s really funny though’ or something but if a chick is ugly to someone they just straight up dirt like they might as well not even have a personality